Bush vs Tehran

Our brilliant president, George W. Bush, stirred by Tehran's disclosure earlier this week that it had successfully enriched uranium in concentrations capable of running a nuclear power plant, has announced a possible air attack on Iran, one of the two remaining countries he termed Evil Axis. So what is our country going to do next? Deploy another 5000 soldiers to take out Iran's nuclear facilities? Will that not get our country into another full scale war? Or simply fire hundreds of Tomahawk Missiles at their nuclear plants and let the resulting radioactivity cleanse its own population? And next on our agenda, comes the only remaining nation of the Evil Axis, North Korea.